cosmo sex tip 312: slit his throat and yell “I WAS ALWAYS THE ALPHA”
What if Castiel becomes the weird one who keeps making obscure references nobody else understands now?
"Hey, what was the name of Galadriel’s husband again?"
"Celeborn son of Galadhon, Lord of the Galadhrim and co-ruler of Lothlorien."
"Well, as Tolstoy said in…